Morning Constitutional 07/05/11

Animated turtles are celebrating new roast beef sandwich prices at a prominent national fast food chain.

They have no opinion on deteriorating relations with Pakistan.

Conclusion: Turtles have terrible priorities.

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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

One Response to “Morning Constitutional 07/05/11”

  1. Maddie Seidel 07/05/11 at 12:33 pm #

    Oh, but they’re so cute!

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