Animated turtles are celebrating new roast beef sandwich prices at a prominent national fast food chain.

They have no opinion on deteriorating relations with Pakistan.

Conclusion: Turtles have terrible priorities.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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