MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 07/04/11

Don’t believe them when they say you’ll have no use for that umbrella underwater.

You can still get them to open it up. Underwater counts as indoors (sorta). This will give your enemies bad luck and give you enough time to get the diamonds.

Ignore this sage advice at your own risk.

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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