MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 06/30/11

I realized that I left a tape recorder running for the better part of the last 14 years here underneath the headboard. Playing back the first 10 minutes or so, all I hear is whispering, whispering, whispering.

It’s not my voice. And it’s nothing terribly interesting. Just a lot of talk about value meal specials at fast food establishments and national holiday-themed mattress sales.

I can only assume it’s what I discuss while asleep. And I regret not finding it until now as, from what I can tell, I missed out on a really great Fish-Sandwich/Craftmatic Adjustable Bed combo deal back in 2002 that would’ve both made me smarter and straightened out my back.

I’ll have Franklin burn the tape later tonight.

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