I do not understand Birds. As a species they are incomprehensible to me. The closest I’ve come is deciphering what a chicken might be thinking. I suspect they’re focused on Oil Futures trading, but even that I can’t be certain about.
Sparrows, penguins, hawks, and hummingbirds I have no connection to.
Even Gray Parrots – the same birds whose intelligence powers our smartest super computers – are a mystery.
I may have a learning disorder.