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About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

One Response to “MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 06/21/11”

  1. Maddie Seidel 06/21/11 at 3:39 pm #

    I never did like baked goods much…

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