MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 06/21/11

Anything you may have read on this website concerning the Bread King was as accurately reported as was possible at the time of the posting. It is not the habit of Human Dog Productions or its staff to invent, concoct or accept any known falsehoods about members of our Royal Food Family. We have nothing but sincere admiration and respect for his highness, The Bread King and the noble and fair kingdom of baked goods he surveys.

In particular we DO NOT endorse allegations concerning The Bread King’s involvement with the recent spate of Old Master’s fine art forgeries that have been trumpeted by competing outlets. The Bread King’s hands are clean. He only wants to provide the freshest, most nutritious breads, pretzels and cakery products in the Upper Midwest.

Thank You.

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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

One Response to “MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 06/21/11”

  1. Maddie Seidel 06/21/11 at 3:39 pm #

    I never did like baked goods much…

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