I lined up thousands of Solar Powered Calculators on the roof today. Near as I can tell I should be able to time travel during the bright midday hours. Or be able to cook through a baked potato just by setting it on the coffee table. WHY WOULDN'T THIS WORK? I'M WEARING THE VELCRO UNNAPANTS! WHEN IS IT EVER ENOUGH?!

I lined up thousands of Solar Powered Calculators on the roof today. Near as I can tell I should be able to time travel during the bright midday hours. Or be able to cook through a baked potato just by setting it on the coffee table.

WHY WOULDN’T THIS WORK? I’M WEARING THE VELCRO UNNAPANTS! WHEN IS IT EVER ENOUGH?!

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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