What you're hoping for is the city you've just moved to has extremely restrictive ordinances limiting the keeping of caged birds outdoors on your property. This will be all the justification you need to fill your entire apartment/home with thousands of uncaged, loving pigeons. Citing these laws will also help you win any arguments with loved ones.

What you’re hoping for is the city you’ve just moved to has extremely restrictive ordinances limiting the keeping of caged birds outdoors on your property. This will be all the justification you need to fill your entire apartment/home with thousands of uncaged, loving pigeons.

Citing these laws will also help you win any arguments with loved ones.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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