Lot of exciting changes to the User Experience here at Human Dog. Chief among them is our latest addition, Forced Reptile Ownership. Each visitor to HumanDog.tv has his or her IP address logged and tracked making it easy for us to send them a bucket full of snakes. Real, live, god-hating snakes. We choose the color. Pressing go in your browser’s address bar constitutes an Acceptance of Terms of Service which include an until-now unused clause requiring your ownership, care and feeding of any and all reptiles measuring less than 5 meters long we send in a washed out kitty litter bucket for the lifespan of said reptiles.
And due to a gypsy’s curse, our headquarters is riddled with snakes. It’s Impossible to sleep with any confidence around here. But that all changes as soon as we bribe the UPS man to drop the filthy creatures off at
Your place on Saturday.