Those little, dry, watercolor paint discs? Before you add water? They sure do look like candy tablets, don't they? The green one probably tastes like sour apple. And the brown one like submarine. Everyone's in the other room on speaker phone? Quick eat one! Quick! Don't chew! Now sit down and look at the floor. If all goes well, you'll be peeing rainbows by noon.

Those little, dry, watercolor paint discs? Before you add water? They sure do look like candy tablets, don’t they? The green one probably tastes like sour apple. And the brown one like submarine.

Everyone’s in the other room on speaker phone? Quick eat one! Quick! Don’t chew!

Now sit down and look at the floor.

If all goes well, you’ll be peeing rainbows by noon.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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