MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 03/29/11

Merman Indian Chief

Have you seriously considered the implications of Boat Ownership? Sure it looks like fun but how will you feel when the reservoir breaks, the town is flooded, you have just seconds to gather your family and precious gems collection, only to remember the foosball table, Weber Gas Grill, broken Lawn Tent and hundreds of board games you’ve been storing inside the boat since you lost interest in sailing and became afraid of open water last fall?

It’s easier to simply evolve gills and live amongst the Mermaid People at the bottom of the sea rather than ruin your credit rating and suffer another public humiliation in front your neighbors.

Pictured here is a Gay Mer-Man Indian Chief Christmas Ornament. Available Online.

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About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

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