None of our tools are powerful enough to cut through these bars. There's no other way around, we have to get inside this Yogurt Bar. We need a creature with unparalleled biting power. With a merciful jaw and no soul. Now do you regret killing all the alligators?

None of our tools are powerful enough to cut through these bars.
There’s no other way around, we have to get inside this Yogurt Bar.
We need a creature with unparalleled biting power. With a merciful jaw and no soul.

Now do you regret killing all the alligators?

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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