Knife gambling is the worst kind, but also the most rewarding. That's the kind where each of the games is run by a large, talking, anthropomorphic Knife or Blade. He (usually a he) deals the cards and calls the numbers and counts the chips. And when you lose, he takes your palm and makes a deep lasting gouge. He aims to scar. Some of these knife-men have mustaches, which is odd considering they share no other mammalian traits.

Knife gambling is the worst kind, but also the most rewarding. That’s the kind where each of the games is run by a large, talking, anthropomorphic Knife or Blade. He (usually a he) deals the cards and calls the numbers and counts the chips. And when you lose, he takes your palm and makes a deep lasting gouge. He aims to scar.

Some of these knife-men have mustaches, which is odd considering they share no other mammalian traits.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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