A number of technologies keep this operation running. There’s HTML and PHP and RSS and XML and huge vats of prepared cake icing. And virtually none of them work. Not one. They don’t work on their own, and what’s more, they ain’t working together. Even the characters in this sentence hate each other and are only being kept together as words by the refusal of the spaces to budge.
I’ve got a solution, though, delivered from on high. I’m welding the entrances shut, turning on the faucets and flooding out the whole mess. After that I’m converting this place to stables for living reindeer. To hell with it.