Followers Seminar.

There are many benefits to becoming a Follower of Human Dog. Oh Yes.

First and foremost, Followers get exclusive pre-order opportunities for all of our Major Feature Film Novelizations. Second, you receive an animated E*Card on each of our Founders’ birthdays. Third, your self-doubt and guilt is replaced by confidence and a sense of purpose. Fourth, back room & showers access that any of our recreation centers and reading rooms in 43 states. Fifth, One-on-One Final Cut Pro coaching. Sixth, we teach you how to ride one of those two-people bikes all by yourself.

And once a year you are automatically entered to win an Exclusive Human Dog Skiing Jacket.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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