There are many benefits to becoming a Follower of Human Dog. Oh Yes.
First and foremost, Followers get exclusive pre-order opportunities for all of our Major Feature Film Novelizations. Second, you receive an animated E*Card on each of our Founders’ birthdays. Third, your self-doubt and guilt is replaced by confidence and a sense of purpose. Fourth, back room & showers access that any of our recreation centers and reading rooms in 43 states. Fifth, One-on-One Final Cut Pro coaching. Sixth, we teach you how to ride one of those two-people bikes all by yourself.
And once a year you are automatically entered to win an Exclusive Human Dog Skiing Jacket.