You and Me should be so lucky.

Honestly, we really do. They don’t keep strange hours or strange animals. Always park their boat behind the garage and still call me Mister after all these years.

In the Spring and Fall, when the grass is revolting to look at, they cut up green construction paper into little pieces and sprinkle it on their lawn. AND THEY DO THIS EVERY MORNING, God Bless them. About Keeping Up Appearances, you understand.

They look out for the kids and never start their cars while I’m watching.
I’m thinking of bringing them 40 gallons of syrup just to say Thank You.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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