Word is he’s got the gallbladder disease. I figured as much what with his eyes going yellow for thirteen days.

On account of his unique bird-like DNA, though, conventional meducine won’t solve it. Doc says they’re gonna have to drill.

Well as long as it’s not on the new carpet. Ok then. I’ll run the air pump.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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