It’s a quiet night in the last great state this nation will ever birth: Arkansas.

The roughhousing down at Hook and Ladder Co. 18 has settled a bit as most of the boys have been firmly tied to the underside of their bunks or just plain thrown from second story windows.

Mayor Pike is with his dogs now, which calms him and let’s him focus on what’s real.

The rocketship ride out back hasn’t worked right since 87.

This is certainly no time for your fussin’. We have a national image to uphold.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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