This place is a wreck. I think a squirrel got loose.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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  • the UPS man delivered your cape to my house by mistake a few days ago. i didn’t like the color so i threw it in the lake. my apologies.

  • Do you own a chicken nugget machine?
    How about a tub full of chicken nuggets?
    How many nuggets can be made from one chicken?
    I estimate i may need 32 chickens to fill a tub.
    I’ll have to find a conversion chart for the batter.
    Anything in particular you’ld like me to throw into the mix?
    I’m not partial to raisins but if you feel it necessary , i will.
    How many nuggets can V fit into his pockets?
    I’ll see if you have already answered all these questions in the past. I’m rewatching your archives this afternoon, making sure there are no nanobot mites eating the place.
    Smoking Joe decided to climb up on a rock and leave a poop. He seemed it was of importance. Still deciphering the meaning… I’ll get back to you in video format this week.