Garrett L. Lambert
Garrett Lambert reflects on the content question, and explores his motivations.
Chris, thanks for updating your vlog — good stuff, as usual… A question for Mr. Lambert, regarding his “shark in the water” warning: Who exactly are your competitors?
I don’t know folks… is the human-dog magic gone?
yeah C it’s gone forever.
who the fuck are you anyway?
I guess C and I have different tastes, this is one of my favorite HD joints yet.
Pink Floyd rocks. Pink Floyd t-shirts are pretty cool too, I guess.
Ponds and crickets and shit sure are relaxing, huh?
It’s good that Garrett can climb down from the top and experience those little things still.
Is that the pond where that kid drowned?
Ever since the flop of their 1999 summer action flick The Island of Doctor Weagel, Human-Dog studio executives have desperately been trying to reconnect with the magic of the studios golden years. Industry trends show that HD execs will need to re-make their classics, updating the special effects and replacing all the guns with walky-talkies to bring the ratings down a notch.
three kids drowned in that river while we were filming
TO MY FANS I THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND TO MY CRITICS GET FUCK’N BENT!
what do you say to such good work?
I am SO SO glad to see my hero back on tape!!! he’s the perfect person to get advise on being on top … he’s clearly on top! … I’m looking forward to more profundity from professor Lambert …
I like the part about being on the top of a roof with a shotgun protecting what’s yours… great stuff. And really, who the fuck is “C”
Y’know, I don’t really know him, but I really like this Weagel guy.
I like what you have to say, but yes, I would love to sign up for your newsletter.
Give Lambert another piece’o’cake/slice’o’pie.
What business is that fine fellow in?
I would not want to compete with him.
Is that the Clinton River?
Great short.Do you shoot with a 3 chip cam ?
You deserve a piece of the pie.
i was very surprised you hear that you were willing to give away a slice of your pie. i remember the time that you ate three lasagnas that i just brought home because you tricked me. and you pushed odie off the counter. it is nice to see that you maybe be turning over a leaf.
and to the man in the video, as a professional cartoonist, i would say that you have the comic spark that will serve you well in life – so make sure to develop those drawing skills.
You have a real quality that is quite attractive. I’ve just become familar with your name. I wonder how you decided on “Human Dog” (with the humorous HD logo)?
Seems like if you want to get comments, just ask for them. You’ve gotten a lot here.
Randolfe (Randy) Wicker
THANK YOU TO ALL MY FANS YOU HAVE MADE ME THE LITTLE GIRL IN THE WORLD. GOD BLESS
SORRY HAPPIEST LITTLE GIRL
hey is that the same shrit you been wearing for the last two weeks
yes…. that is the same shirt he’s been wearing since i left
i love you very much….my schnuggle buggle
this might be the most comments you’ve ever gotten weags. the jon arbukle/garfield comment made me shit myself. not really, but close.
love the light in this. garrett is my hero. so poignant.
I AM SO GREATFULL TO EVERYONE WHO LEFT A COMMENT. IT MEANS ALOT TO ME AND I WILL STRIDE TO BRING QUAILITY VIDEOS TO THE MASSES IN THE FUTURE. THANK YOU AGAIN EVERYONE.
I finally got to watch the whole clip wow if the Dr. Pepper comercial wasn’t on when I watch it, oh waitI thought this was the Dr. Pepper comercial
Lets just go ahead and make it 30 comments shall we.
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