MORNING REPORT: Internet Sabotage

I taped multiple 9 volt batteries to my thighs and found that running in a circle clockwise decreases my affinity for upholstered walls. Running counter-clockwise brought me back to blogging. I will use this space to bring you the latest updates on the vitamins and supplements you need. Especially in these Troubled Times.
The vaccine didn’t work.
I still feel everything.