You don’t even have to squint.

I’m stuck down here with the gravel-eaters. They told me I’d get used to it; that I would come to enjoy it. And with the right amount of turkey gravy, I almost do. Almost.

I taped multiple 9 volt batteries to my thighs and found that running in a circle clockwise decreases my affinity for upholstered walls. Running counter-clockwise brought me back to blogging. I will use this space to bring you the latest updates on the vitamins and supplements you need. Especially in these Troubled Times.
The vaccine didn’t work.
I still feel everything.

This is an excerpt.