Everybody in the van! There's a shark in the living room...and he's made of hot lava.

Unknowingly, I had an entire cauliflower stuck to my shirt. Which is quite a trick.

Office furniture resale shop: TARGET ONE.

It’s settled: Wholesale burning of everything is the way forward!

We must destroy Ms. Lovely…and highly inconvenience Mr. Darling.

If you squint hard enough, people look like either fire trucks or tree stumps. That's baseline. It's when they start looking like short pile beaver leg that it's time to regroup.