Republicans outlawed balloons. Yes they did. You know why? Because they’re assholes, that’s why. Assholes.
Right there on the cake it says it, right there, in icing: “You’re Going to Jail.”
Ok. But get a picture first.
Mama can't we just talk about this?! MAMA!
If enough of us are hopeless wrecks, we can probably get a discount at the buffet.
Look can't we just sit in other rooms?
