You are now the leader of the so-called sitters class. What color cushion would you like?
Today’s cereal prize: Ambassadorship to Moldova
Tomorrow’s cereal prize: Scabies
Eat all the soap you want. You’re still going to hell.
Watch Original: American King #4 – Parking Lot, pt.2
His birthday wish came true: today it rained shovels.
Excellent impulse buys! Plenty of off-brand lip balm sticks!