Why did they stop with Gummi Worms? Why no Gummi Lice?
Where are you going?
Reader feedback is an important part of the new media universe. Below a recent comment from viewer QWIMBS on the Human Dog Promo: Shaba Da Daba Da, featuring Charlie Cropper at the Jon VanTorre Celebrity Roast:
You're fuckin retarted. If I ever! EVER see you on the streets.... i'm kicking you in the fucking balls!
from: QWIMBS 5 hours ago
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I enjoy cheap wallpaper sporting a pattern that mimics real wood paneling.
But only on ceilings.
Amateur Dentistry has fallen out of favor over the last 75 years. That's what we say publicly.
But who doesn't secretly wish to put their hands into the mouths of strangers? Often it's all you can think about during job interviews or memorial services.
Until it was washed away by global warming, there existed an island nation in the Southwest Pacific populated exclusively by Crocodile Men. From the neck down they are as normal as you or I. But theirs is no ordinary smile. In place of a mannered, civilized human face, is the horrible, green, cold head of a crocodile. Obnoxious snout, putrid eyes and questionable dental work all present. Well these Crocodile Men, aside from their taste for human flesh, made the best apple butter anywhere. Hands down. They imported the apples from Washington and passed down the recipe from generation to generation. NASA's top scientists could never decipher its blend of spices and the Crocodile Men weren't talking anything beyond a mix of Venezuelan Latin and Islamic Spanish. They weren't very approachable...
