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Master Candy Designer Atkinson brings his vision to the world of hard candies:
“Fill it with nougat and walk away.”

This Bird Wine, John, you say it comes from the top of the forest? Have you been there, John? All the way to the top?
Did you see the giant, John? Is his beard still red?

I like the idea of having a stuffed animal character included. Not center stage. Just present, at times, to help push things in the right direction. Give him a cigarette holder and make everybody feel important when he's on screen.
I got a buddy, Lou, he's good with socks. I'll bring him on board. Let him sit by the doorway during meetings. Then when it's time to serve the bread, there's old Lou. Silent, with a smile, handing you a bowl of good bread.

As I understood it, they were serving everything double-warmed. As in, it was warmed and then warmed again, 'fore it had a chance to cool. One guy does the first warm. Then a second takes over – probably uses tongs or something – and then he begins the second warm, which a lot of people say, “doesn't come soon enough.”

Great release of overturning a car and lighting it on fire from the comfort of your own home.
Using this one weird trick.

I can't explain. I don't think anyone could. I was compelled to own a flavor ice machine. A slush maker, in vulgar terms. I had to make flavored ice, to be drunk, to be enjoyed, to be envied and to be resented.
And I did.
Right here on this patio, Ron. I made the slush water here, with your wife. And your boy.
And I colored it orange.

This horrible Gypsy fortune consists of forgotten shoes and half-finished letters of intent.
I want my donkeys back!

These assholes don't know how to write for Gonzo…

Samson loved fish.
But he hated men.
He built this place to honor fish. And he painted it red.
But society hated Samson. And they hated fish.
Society painted this place gray.
And they painted Samson gray.
He just stood there while they worked on him with the fine tip brush.
And now…we don't have no fish.

If I can just breathe my poison into another entity, like, say, a small barrell or a three-legged squirrel, I can be free. I can resume my painting career.

If we could only create something that doesn't eat with its hands – but, elegantly eats with its hands.
“And can pilot a silver ship.”
Yes a ship. We'll get him a hat or…he'll have to walk straight.
“Yes, of course.”
…Help me from this pile.

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