Remember your breathing.
Just stay calm.
Chris Weagel
Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.
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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.
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oh boy, pizza rolls!
You should probably have tranquilizer darts on hand at all times, or maybe think about doping the pizza rolls.
I feel this way every day.
I thought I saw that guy in my yard the other day. After I got him with the taser it turned out to be someone else. I hope nobody saw – it’s so embarrassing…