Unknowingly, I had an entire cauliflower stuck to my shirt. Which is quite a trick.
Archive - January 2015
Office furniture resale shop: TARGET ONE.
It’s settled: Wholesale burning of everything is the way forward!
We must destroy Ms. Lovely…and highly inconvenience Mr. Darling.
If you squint hard enough, people look like either fire trucks or tree stumps. That's baseline. It's when they start looking like short pile beaver leg that it's time to regroup.
You’re not outside, you’re not digging a ditch, you’re not staring into the abyss. You got a good job. You can eat popcorn all day. People only look at you half the time while you do it. And they lack the expertise to properly evaluate you. YOU DON’T EVEN HAFTA SHUT YOUR MOUTH. LETTEM SEE YOUR GUMS! YOU GOTTA NO REASON TO HIDE THE BASE OF YOUR TEETHS! YOU CAN BUY A NEW HAMMER — SOMETHING FEW MEN CAN DO. FEW!!
An entire range of electronic bee-bos that smooth the skin and are worth the kill.
The city I built in my head was never zoned for waffles. Not until you came along.