Time to clear the cobwebs.
Baked goods. Charlie horses. The 5th of December.
It's no use. I still love that lamp.
Archive - August 2012
There are many reasons to force a child to eat a plate of charcoal.
Most of the good ones concern saving the roofing tiles for yourself.
Caller you're on the air:
Yes, I was interested in those prostate tablets you're offering.
Once again, we are not affiliated with that organization, if you'd like to--
My concern is the color of the pills themselves-
Caller we're going to have to move on--
I'm already taking a number of blood thinners.
East of the Rockies, you're on with Kenny Young.
Let me just clear this up:
I really don't have a time machine, nor do I possess the technology to make one.
SPECIAL GUEST VILLAIN: Advanced Orthodontics
The kids win their freedom through the power of rap, then celebrate their victory by stealing a pirate ship and crashing it into an ocean liner.
The trouble is, I don't care to memorize the names of all your pet snakes. I don't want to learn them, I don't want to know where they went to school, I don't care about which diseases they got from your brother and which they got on their own. I've already shown I care to the others. It's all come to nothing. I won't fake it for you.
Your fascination with reptiles is yours. I'll worry about my surgeries and we'll just agree to paint our rooms different colors and be done with it.
– another preview from my upcoming “The Quarter Machine Bride”
Her rage burned hotter than Satan's fury. There would be no more coloring contests that year.