There are entire stores devoted to Christmas. Selling nothing but Christmas decorations and costumes. They are often housed in enormous barn-like structures themselves decorated like insane, endless winter wonderlands filled with trees and lights and fake snow and real elves and candles and candy and noise.
These stores thrive all year round, often due to their location near tourist traps and leper colonies.
What you don't see, though, are similar stores dedicated to National Amputation Day.
I attribute it to the lack of familiar National Amputation Day songs.
There are entire stores devoted to Christmas. Selling nothing but Christmas decorations and costumes. They are often housed in enormous barn-like structures themselves decorated like insane, endless winter wonderlands filled with trees and lights and fake snow and real elves and candles and candy and noise.
These stores thrive all year round, often due to their location near tourist traps and leper colonies.
What you don’t see, though, are similar stores dedicated to National Amputation Day.
I attribute it to the lack of familiar National Amputation Day songs.
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