SHUT UP.
You must carry this whistle on your person at all times. You will be asked to produce it with proper ID.
Laboratory
HD LAB MEMO: SAFETY WHISTLE
Chris Weagel
Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.
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Ha! I picture everyone walking around constantly blowing whistles within a safe distance in some sort of futuristic Whistle-dystopia.
that’s some funny shit right there!
Thanks for looking out for my safety… from a safe distance.
P.S. I’m watching you
Nice whistle. I hope they’re free, being so handy.
Have you heard of the peeless water rescue whistle? You can get submerge it and it won’t get affected.
Post to delicious…
also
don’t slip on the vomit.
Well, my health is ok, but my manner sucks!