ok at first i thought you were fuckin with us with that last video.
like “oh someone has it out for me and my tomatoes”
and i was all “shut up loser”
but now, now i believe, and i’m sorry chris.
i’m sorry i ever doubted you.
buy a rifle.
buy some blanks.
replant.
fire wildly into the air.
buy a sign that says “Guns don’t kill people, I do” and attach it to your fence.
a sign that reads “NASCAR, America’s pasttime” or “God don’t make no trash” would work equally well.
Perhaps you could booby trap the plants … car batteries and wires come to mind … the plants may not fair so well however …
I think I would be waiting out there with a gun by now…
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
ok at first i thought you were fuckin with us with that last video.
like “oh someone has it out for me and my tomatoes”
and i was all “shut up loser”
but now, now i believe, and i’m sorry chris.
i’m sorry i ever doubted you.
I have said it before and I will say it again. “Fuck you Moon Man” This is strange…do you have any ideas about what the heck is going on?
It reminds me of the Great Tomato Famine in 1763. It ruined many a persons day.
You live in a bad neighborhood.
bahahaha! you are too fuckin funny….
the voices in my head have stopped… huh?…wha?…….DANGIT!
When the dead shall outlive the living, eh?
buy a rifle.
buy some blanks.
replant.
fire wildly into the air.
buy a sign that says “Guns don’t kill people, I do” and attach it to your fence.
a sign that reads “NASCAR, America’s pasttime” or “God don’t make no trash” would work equally well.
Ha! I feel that Adam’s suggestion would be most fruitful. What the fuck?!