HD LAB MEMO: SAFETY WHISTLE

SHUT UP.

You must carry this whistle on your person at all times. You will be asked to produce it with proper ID.

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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.


7 Responses to “HD LAB MEMO: SAFETY WHISTLE”

  1. Daniel 01/02/06 at 5:43 pm #

    Ha! I picture everyone walking around constantly blowing whistles within a safe distance in some sort of futuristic Whistle-dystopia.

  2. anders 01/02/06 at 6:15 pm #

    that’s some funny shit right there!

  3. Verdi 01/03/06 at 9:39 am #

    Thanks for looking out for my safety… from a safe distance.
    P.S. I’m watching you

  4. Francisco Daum 01/03/06 at 1:18 pm #

    Nice whistle. I hope they’re free, being so handy.
    Have you heard of the peeless water rescue whistle? You can get submerge it and it won’t get affected.

  5. Steve Garfield 01/03/06 at 1:31 pm #

    Post to delicious…

  6. ryanne 01/04/06 at 12:43 am #

    also
    don’t slip on the vomit.

  7. Dave H 01/04/06 at 11:54 am #

    Well, my health is ok, but my manner sucks!

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