Tweet this Video
Share on Facebook
Share via E-mailA confession from Garrett Lambert.
About Chris Weagel
Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.
HD LAB ENTRY #96: Rock Thief
SUBSCRIBE
Forced Delivery of Human Dog:
It’s good to know there are still young men daring enough in this world to help their fellowman get his rocks off.
{rimshot}
Thank you, Professor Weagel, for yet another edifying investigation into the darker recesses of Human Dog-dom. And God Bless Garrett Lambert. A fine specimen to be sure. His heroism moves me to tears, to streaming tears of gratitude and humility… No… I’m mistaken. These are not tears… I’ve merely wet myself.
Never mind that…
Back to the keen resourcefulness of young Mr. Lambert. Know this, Garrett, dear sweet lad: Your unique proclivities have captured our interest if not our imagination. Our Agency is looking for good men exactly like you. We’ll be in contact, Mr. Lambert, oh yes we most certainly will be in contact with you.
Keep your chin up and your bottom wiped and you’ll go far, son. Farther than any hershey-striped wastrel could ever hope to go.
I hope this wasn’t real. lol
IT WAS REAL ALRIGHT, VERY REAL…….WHEN YOU LOOK INTO THE EYES OF THE DEVIL MY FRIEND DO NOT BE SUPRISED AT WHAT YOU FIND.
I can’t believe you just spilled all this. You crossed the line. People trusted you and they died. You gotta’ go down.
I know him… think we slept together once…
Love ya!
MY GIRLFRIEND LEANNE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
I was really starting to miss Garrett on H-D. Thank god he’s back. Garrett, I love you.
all hail garrett.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE, POWER TO THE PEOPLE COME ON.