A hybrid between Ferris Beuller and Jeffery Dahmer, Jacob is a refreshing portrait of mild self indulgence combined with an contemplative ironic sense of preservation. What that means I don’t know, but I wish I did. I want to come over to your house too, but I don’t want to impose if you’ve already got company. I’ll come over later, when you’re asleep……………
Most endearing in a terrifying aw shucks kind of way. Jacob Burrell almost makes Loneliness look chic. (Why do I always lie when I post comments here?)
No, really, lovely. Good cuddly fun. Makes me thirst for “Jesus Juice”. Can Jacob do the moonwalk? Just curious.
I too kept thinking that maybe he hadn’t changed his drawers in a while…there was definitely something about it. Ants in his pants, a rash, who knows what kinda things he might’ve picked up in the lab. Well delivered though, Burrell. Almost frightening how well.
An amusing vlog. It bored me immediately but then somehow kept my rapt attention.
I want to talk about his dog, help him get closure!
I want to “let him” but I’m afraid to. Gosh, that constant ass scratching would drive me crazy. Just watching made me worry about bugs or a rash jumping off him and into my computer. Any kids he came near to could infect their entire school with body lice.
I liked the entirely black background. It really makes his presence commanding and accentuated.
I hate green. Before I’d let him redecorate my livingroom, I’d insist he restyle his hair.
I don’t want to seem vitriolic. He seems to be begging for abuse. I’m only trying to be helpful and to cheer everyone up.
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I take comfort in knowing there’s a big ocean between me and Jacob…
A hybrid between Ferris Beuller and Jeffery Dahmer, Jacob is a refreshing portrait of mild self indulgence combined with an contemplative ironic sense of preservation. What that means I don’t know, but I wish I did. I want to come over to your house too, but I don’t want to impose if you’ve already got company. I’ll come over later, when you’re asleep……………
Most endearing in a terrifying aw shucks kind of way. Jacob Burrell almost makes Loneliness look chic. (Why do I always lie when I post comments here?)
No, really, lovely. Good cuddly fun. Makes me thirst for “Jesus Juice”. Can Jacob do the moonwalk? Just curious.
any reason why he cant keep his hands off his own ass?
I too kept thinking that maybe he hadn’t changed his drawers in a while…there was definitely something about it. Ants in his pants, a rash, who knows what kinda things he might’ve picked up in the lab. Well delivered though, Burrell. Almost frightening how well.
An amusing vlog. It bored me immediately but then somehow kept my rapt attention.
I want to talk about his dog, help him get closure!
I want to “let him” but I’m afraid to. Gosh, that constant ass scratching would drive me crazy. Just watching made me worry about bugs or a rash jumping off him and into my computer. Any kids he came near to could infect their entire school with body lice.
I liked the entirely black background. It really makes his presence commanding and accentuated.
I hate green. Before I’d let him redecorate my livingroom, I’d insist he restyle his hair.
I don’t want to seem vitriolic. He seems to be begging for abuse. I’m only trying to be helpful and to cheer everyone up.
I began scratching myself 8 seconds into his clip.I need shower now to wash all the blood off of me. Thanks a lot,Jacob.