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Chris Weagel — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 17:20:44 +0000

MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 03/06/11

Chris Weagel — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 10:30:43 +0000

The ultimate goal is stacking bricks as neatly and cleanly and evenly and quickly as possible. This is strictly an amateur pursuit. There’s no money to be made because society does not value a job well done.

You will create 8 equal stacks each morning and photograph the results. Discretely number the prints on their back, clean side. Pencil in your initials and mail the entire affair to my unaffiliated PO Box in Saline. You will never receive feedback of any kind. Ever. Continue stacking bricks in this manner, followed by generous naps, for as long as your legs hold out.

I will be walking in circles in the yard. If asked, the servants will report me missing.

I USED TO LIKE YOUR SHOW, BUT YOU’RE A LIAR

Chris Weagel — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 17:15:24 +0000

Google isn’t listening and watching me through my computer. I love my computer. It would never turn against me. It’s me and this computer AND NO ONE ELSE! NO ONE!

I will boycott you, Alex! I will boycott your sponsors and your channels! You have hurt the Constitution! You have been revealed for the Kremlin controlled monster double-triple-agent you are! Google has those vans out there to protect me!

AMERICAN KING #19 – Driving, pt.1

Chris Weagel — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 16:31:42 +0000

Garrett with a memorable story about drinking and driving.

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AMERICAN KING #16 – Prison Wine

Chris Weagel — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:48:43 +0000

Garrett explains his recipe for homemade Prison Wine.

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HD PROMO: TALENT

Chris Weagel — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 14:16:18 +0000

From Birth.

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AMERICAN KING #14 – Art

Chris Weagel — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 22:06:25 +0000

Garrett and his friends give us an overview of this artwork and working methods.

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HD PROMO: Hilarity

Chris Weagel — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:05:41 +0000

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Garrett & Yahoo.

HD PROMO: HEADACHES

Chris Weagel — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 21:18:25 +0000

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Garrett Bleeds.

AMERICAN KING #8 – Life Plan

Chris Weagel — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 20:10:56 +0000

Garrett and Chris retire for the evening behind his parents’ garage.
Garrett discusses his outlook, his three-step life plan, and thoughts on
his legacy.

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