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CHINESE CHECKERS

CHINESE CHECKERS

With every Piñata I’ve ever destroyed, I first took a photograph of it, prior to the party. These were Polaroid photos, so no store clerk developer had to know I took them. I wrote the names, ages and astrological signs of the Piñatas on the lower section of the photo and carefully affixed them into an unassuming album I keep near the bed. Oh beat them I did, with total fury. When I was done most of the candy was inedible. Children’s tears flowed into a river. But every night – even to this day – I take out the album. Turn page after page. And I apologize to each filthy Piñata. By name. Forgive me.

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HD PROMO: Dinner 02

HD PROMO: Dinner 02

Ugh.

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HD PROMO: DINNER 01

HD PROMO: DINNER 01

Now do it right, you miserable pig.

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HD PROMO: You and I Both

HD PROMO: You and I Both

Get it over with.

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