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The Mormons have spent the last 30 years building an enormous, life-sized Chutes and Ladders game. They don’t allow outsiders near it. Their reasons remain unclear.


God made the tambourine for us to enjoy and so that we may spread that joy to others.
The tempo will be kept in such a way as to not anger or displease the majority of man. It shall be kept with flat little bells arranged in a ring.
Not in a row. In an eternal ring.