I’m stuck down here with the gravel-eaters. They told me I’d get used to it; that I would come to enjoy it. And with the right amount of turkey gravy, I almost do. Almost.
DEPT: Blog
THIS IS THE BLOG OF THE HUMAN DOG.
THIS IS IMPORTANT EVIDENCE OF THE END OF THE WORLD.
ALSO THE OCCASIONAL RECIPE.
THANK YOU.
I taped multiple 9 volt batteries to my thighs and found that running in a circle clockwise decreases my affinity for upholstered walls. Running counter-clockwise brought me back to blogging. I will use this space to bring you the latest updates on the vitamins and supplements you need. Especially in these Troubled Times.
The vaccine didn’t work.
I still feel everything.
A thin man with white hair just gave me this disc. He then began crying and started mumbling about The Jesuits. His name was Capt Crunch.
I wanna go McDonalds. -- ALRIGHT!!
HASHTAG FUCK JEFF SESSIONS
Finally, a good photo.
No straw.