Great release of overturning a car and lighting it on fire from the comfort of your own home.
Using this one weird trick.
Author - Chris Weagel
Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.
I can't explain. I don't think anyone could. I was compelled to own a flavor ice machine. A slush maker, in vulgar terms. I had to make flavored ice, to be drunk, to be enjoyed, to be envied and to be resented.
And I did.
Right here on this patio, Ron. I made the slush water here, with your wife. And your boy.
And I colored it orange.
This horrible Gypsy fortune consists of forgotten shoes and half-finished letters of intent.
I want my donkeys back!
These assholes don't know how to write for Gonzo…
Samson loved fish.
But he hated men.
He built this place to honor fish. And he painted it red.
But society hated Samson. And they hated fish.
Society painted this place gray.
And they painted Samson gray.
He just stood there while they worked on him with the fine tip brush.
And now…we don't have no fish.
If I can just breathe my poison into another entity, like, say, a small barrell or a three-legged squirrel, I can be free. I can resume my painting career.
If we could only create something that doesn't eat with its hands – but, elegantly eats with its hands.
“And can pilot a silver ship.”
Yes a ship. We'll get him a hat or…he'll have to walk straight.
“Yes, of course.”
…Help me from this pile.
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