Author - Chris Weagel
Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.
We’re asking you to perform your duties from up in that tree. Otherwise everything’s the same.
I spent all day tying this piano to the wall.
YOU HEAR THAT, GOD?!
ALL DAY!
He was caught running all the markers dry, right there on the sidewalk, in front of a store full of teenagers. And now they’re ruined. Ruined for life. Think of the families affected. They’ll have to re-stage all those family portraits for starters, or at least replace the spoiled child’s head with a sticker of an appliance or properly-shaped piece of furniture.
Needless hassle.
This is the one who doubted the entire additional cheese process — careful, he has a broom.
You want forty mattresses? I can make that happen.
Everybody in the van! There's a shark in the living room...and he's made of hot lava.
Unknowingly, I had an entire cauliflower stuck to my shirt. Which is quite a trick.