Republicans outlawed balloons. Yes they did. You know why? Because they’re assholes, that’s why. Assholes.
Author - Chris Weagel
Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.
Right there on the cake it says it, right there, in icing: “You’re Going to Jail.”
Ok. But get a picture first.
Mama can't we just talk about this?! MAMA!
If enough of us are hopeless wrecks, we can probably get a discount at the buffet.
Look can't we just sit in other rooms?
