Author - Chris Weagel
Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.
Earned, never given.
I had won the battle for a smaller cheese, yes. But I still had these rubber hands. The judge looked displeased. Was now the time to tell him about his daughter?
You got a pig face. No doubt.
BECAUSE IT WAS JANET! IT WAS JANET THE WHOLE TIME! SHE’S JANET! LOOK IN HER EYES! THEY’RE FILLED WITH SNAKES! LET GO OF ME!!