Archive - July 2015
I had won the battle for a smaller cheese, yes. But I still had these rubber hands. The judge looked displeased. Was now the time to tell him about his daughter?
You got a pig face. No doubt.
BECAUSE IT WAS JANET! IT WAS JANET THE WHOLE TIME! SHE’S JANET! LOOK IN HER EYES! THEY’RE FILLED WITH SNAKES! LET GO OF ME!!
Republicans outlawed balloons. Yes they did. You know why? Because they’re assholes, that’s why. Assholes.
Right there on the cake it says it, right there, in icing: “You’re Going to Jail.”
Ok. But get a picture first.
Mama can't we just talk about this?! MAMA!