He was caught running all the markers dry, right there on the sidewalk, in front of a store full of teenagers. And now they’re ruined. Ruined for life. Think of the families affected. They’ll have to re-stage all those family portraits for starters, or at least replace the spoiled child’s head with a sticker of an appliance or properly-shaped piece of furniture.
Needless hassle.
Archive - February 2015
This is the one who doubted the entire additional cheese process — careful, he has a broom.
You want forty mattresses? I can make that happen.
Everybody in the van! There's a shark in the living room...and he's made of hot lava.